Profiling, hum-bug.

If purple monkeys were responsible for 80% of purse snatching crimes shouldn’t a reasonable person clutch their purse tightly when a purple monkey comes near? This isn’t profiling, it’s just using common sense.

Question?? to ask a telemarketer?

"In addition to telemarketing do you still pimp for your mother?"

The charlatans of Capitol Street

They rattle paper sabers and thump on swollen chests, their narrow minds see only what for them is best. From the comfort of their sodom no sacrifice seems great, for others do the battle their greedy minds create. Little do they care what harm besets our land, nor have they concern for the fate of common man.
A study of our history is not a welcome sight, like sheep we follow leaders who care not of our plight. Strength belongs to the many who built this mighty nation, not the power blinded few who degraded our country from one of great envy to one of ridicule and shame. Political cancers should be pruned from society as should rot be cut from an apple.

Above average

You have above average intelligence if you realize that you probably don’t rank anywhere near the top.

Man

A lesser man assumes intelligence because he is a man.
A greater man shows intelligence by assuming little.

Just Due?

Over crowded prisons are the result of a system too politically correct and cowardly to administer real justice.
Victims deserve justice. Criminals deserve Just Due.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio has the right idea.

Ommission & Deceit*

Every word uttered by a politician should be followed by an asterisk*.

What More Could I Ask?

Heaven is My family and
Friends that I have known,
The Beauty I have seen
And places I called home.
What more could I have ask?

My Hells have been but few,
And most were short to stay,
From those I though undue,
I quickly walked away.
What more could I have ask?

Humiliation

No man has ever been whipped more savagely or humiliated more thoroughly than when accosted by a wee angry woman.

Appear Intelligent!

It’s easy to appear intelligent,
just surround your self with dumb asses.

Chicken Society

In our spineless chicken society we place the righteous in peril, for fear of offending the wicked.

I'd like to see:

Things I’d like to see.

1. Honest Politicians.
2. Male Mosquito.
3. A real Super Star.
4. Rerun of 2008 Belmont Stakes, without jockeys.
5. Pill for male brain enhancement.
6. Little League game, with no parents in attendance.
7. Prosecutor admit being wrong.
8. Bourbon perfume.
9. Three wheeled unicycle. (about as likely as #1)
10. Free air fare to S3 10.656 E23 47.184.
11. News about Paris Hilton delayed indefinitely.
12. Hank Williams reincarnated.
13. George W. Bush go hunting with Dick Chaney.
14. Jack Daniels at $5.00 a gallon.
15. Washington DC and all incumbents rocketed to the nearest black hole.
16. Bill Gates, Warren Buffet and Meg Whitman run our country.

The good life

The end will come with no regrets to those who live fully from the beginning.

Power Brokers?

Those most revered require the greatest scrutiny.

Educated?

Mere attendance does not ensure intelligence.

Sorry he got cought

Jimmy Swaggart had tear duct enhancement.

"back home again in Indiana"

I used to be a pessimist, but, now at age 73 I’m optimistic that I won’t live long enough to see our world completely destroyed by politicians, religious nuts or aliens from the planet Eris.
However, I am concerned that Indiana weather may spread to the rest of the world.

It's what you don't see

Evil lurks beneath a cloak of charisma.