Monday, June 8, 2009

I'd like to see:

Things I’d like to see.

1. Honest Politicians.

2. Male Mosquito.
3. A real Super Star.
4. Rerun of 2008 Belmont Stakes, without jockeys.
5. Pill for male brain enhancement.
6. Little League game, with no parents in attendance.
7. Prosecutor admit being wrong.
8. Bourbon perfume.
9. Three wheeled unicycle. (about as likely as #1)
10. Free air fare to S3 10.656 E23 47.184.
11. News about Paris Hilton delayed indefinitely.
12. Hank Williams reincarnated.
13. George W. Bush go hunting with Dick Chaney.
14. Jack Daniels at $5.00 a gallon.
15. Washington DC and all incumbents rocketed to the nearest black hole.
16. Bill Gates, Warren Buffet and Meg Whitman run our country.

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