not with brush and rich hues,
but, from a palette of words,
our deeds and paying of dues.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
The fate of our country lies in the hands of a collection of arrogant, self-serving, purchased politicians and a rapidly spreading plague of demented religious fanatic‘s.
The atomic bomb was but a “flash in the pan” compared to the destruction that is about to befall our country.
“We The People” must do away with “political correctness”, make “punishment fit the crime” and install borders that are more than just imaginary lines that do little more than invite trespass.
We can and must completely overhaul a runaway political system that has become totally irresponsible for the wellbeing of the nation and ignorant to the needs of it’s people.
Unless we make the many needed changes we are doomed to become the greatest nation with the shortest history.
Monday, December 7, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
Why is Barack Obama allowed to hold the American people hostage for hours on national TV with his “shuck and jive” and “childlike expressions act” when there are others equally qualified to disgust to the average TV viewer?
I for one find Paris Hilton more believable, while Barack is totally in the dark Paris is quite fair on domestic and foreign affairs.
Many viewer think Paris should be given equal time to present her policy for combating thong chaff, also, many similar gifted “super stars” would love to know her formula for blowing bubbles in bath water.
All in all Paris and Barack have much in common, except, Barack wouldn’t look good in a bikini and Paris though explosive, is unlikely to destroy our country
I for one find Paris Hilton more believable, while Barack is totally in the dark Paris is quite fair on domestic and foreign affairs.
Many viewer think Paris should be given equal time to present her policy for combating thong chaff, also, many similar gifted “super stars” would love to know her formula for blowing bubbles in bath water.
All in all Paris and Barack have much in common, except, Barack wouldn’t look good in a bikini and Paris though explosive, is unlikely to destroy our country
Our founding fathers created one of the most prosperous and generous nations on earth, unknowingly they also created two terrible act of injustice.
Beginning in 1619 our founding fathers condoned the use of African slaves.
Because of those 246 years of greed, inhumanity and lack of forethought those same founding fathers condemned future generations of Working Americans to a lifetime of financial slavery.
Beginning in 1619 our founding fathers condoned the use of African slaves.
Because of those 246 years of greed, inhumanity and lack of forethought those same founding fathers condemned future generations of Working Americans to a lifetime of financial slavery.
Friday, November 27, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Candy comes in many forms.
The innocent are enticed with candy, the naïve are seduced with promises.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
The story is fiction, the characters are real.
We were 4-wheeling up Montana Mountain North of Superior, Arizona heading for Stone Cabin on the other side of the mountain. We intended to stop there to have a quick lunch and sip on a little Jack and Coke before heading on up to Fortuna Peak.
Somewhere near the top of Montana Mountain Larry who is always in the lead stopped to light a cigarette, it was his first since starting on the narrow winding trail and he was puffing smoke like a diesel creeping up Fish Creek Hill.
Dusty, who loves speed, was admiring the rapidly rising numbers on his speedometer when he suddenly noticed that Larry had stopped, in a cloud of dust and smoke Dusty brought his big yellow machine to a dead stop just inches before rear ending old Larry.
Dusty was a little pissed at Larry because he had stopped on a sharp curve, but, got over it quickly when saw that a now very nervous Larry had dropped a freshly lit second cigarette on a pile of still steaming coyote crap.
Tom had stopped a half mile back to smell some flowers and was racing to catch up, he was running triple his normal speed of 6.1 mph, as he came flying around the curve there in the middle of the trail stood Dusty and Larry.
They could see Tom’s lips move to the tune of “oh shit” and see the terror in his eyes as he searched for the break peddle, he didn’t remember if it was under his left or right foot.
Tom was forced to make an instant decision either run over his two best friends or try to pass them on the outer side of the trail.
What was left of the trail around Larry and Dusty measured only about 39 inches, Tom’s Arctic Cat was just shy of four feet wide, you do the math, the difference between staying on the trail and being launched into wingless flight is about a minus eight inches.
Tom was able to stay mounted on his Arctic Cat for about 80 feet straight down the brushy slope before it slammed into two giant rocks shaped like a funnel, well, the 4-wheeler stopped real quick but Tom kept right on trucking, face first into the biggest meanest cholla cactus in Pinal County.
By the time Larry and Dusty got down to where Tom stood crucified on the cactus he was mumbling something that sounded like “you dumb bastards why’d you stop”.
It was a long trip to the hospital in Apache Junction and lucky for Larry and Dusty Toms face was so swelled he couldn’t see or talk.
The emergency room nurse told Larry and Dusty there was no need for them to stay and sent them home.
A very patient doctor removed all the cholla needles from Toms face and wrapped his entire head in bandages.
The next day Larry and Dusty were called to the hospital to identify the person they had brought in the day before.
The doctor asks the two if they could positively identify the person on the bed. Dusty was first to respond with, I can’t see his face so you’ll have to roll him over and pull down his pants, the doctor did as he was ask, Dusty says “nope that ain’t Tom”.
Larry was next, he insisted on a closer look and after an extremely close examination he agreed with Dusty, “that sure ain’t Tom.”
The confused doctor ask Larry and Dusty why would you guys want to look at his behind and why are you so sure it’s not Tom?
Dusty, “with a possum eat’n poop” look on his face tells the doctor that he’s heard that Tom has two assholes, and this guy only has one.
The stunned doctor shouts that’s impossible, why would you say such a stupid thing?
Dusty and Larry talk quietly between themselves for a moment and then gave this answer.
“Well, doctor every time the three of us go into Sky’s Bar for a super size hamburger the waitress always says, “here comes Tom with two assholes“, we ain‘t never saw his backside, but we figure the waitress is honest and knows what she’s talking about.”
Normally I wouldn’t tell stories about body parts or personal character, but these guys are very forgiving, have short memories and are soooo easy.
Somewhere near the top of Montana Mountain Larry who is always in the lead stopped to light a cigarette, it was his first since starting on the narrow winding trail and he was puffing smoke like a diesel creeping up Fish Creek Hill.
Dusty, who loves speed, was admiring the rapidly rising numbers on his speedometer when he suddenly noticed that Larry had stopped, in a cloud of dust and smoke Dusty brought his big yellow machine to a dead stop just inches before rear ending old Larry.
Dusty was a little pissed at Larry because he had stopped on a sharp curve, but, got over it quickly when saw that a now very nervous Larry had dropped a freshly lit second cigarette on a pile of still steaming coyote crap.
Tom had stopped a half mile back to smell some flowers and was racing to catch up, he was running triple his normal speed of 6.1 mph, as he came flying around the curve there in the middle of the trail stood Dusty and Larry.
They could see Tom’s lips move to the tune of “oh shit” and see the terror in his eyes as he searched for the break peddle, he didn’t remember if it was under his left or right foot.
Tom was forced to make an instant decision either run over his two best friends or try to pass them on the outer side of the trail.
What was left of the trail around Larry and Dusty measured only about 39 inches, Tom’s Arctic Cat was just shy of four feet wide, you do the math, the difference between staying on the trail and being launched into wingless flight is about a minus eight inches.
Tom was able to stay mounted on his Arctic Cat for about 80 feet straight down the brushy slope before it slammed into two giant rocks shaped like a funnel, well, the 4-wheeler stopped real quick but Tom kept right on trucking, face first into the biggest meanest cholla cactus in Pinal County.
By the time Larry and Dusty got down to where Tom stood crucified on the cactus he was mumbling something that sounded like “you dumb bastards why’d you stop”.
It was a long trip to the hospital in Apache Junction and lucky for Larry and Dusty Toms face was so swelled he couldn’t see or talk.
The emergency room nurse told Larry and Dusty there was no need for them to stay and sent them home.
A very patient doctor removed all the cholla needles from Toms face and wrapped his entire head in bandages.
The next day Larry and Dusty were called to the hospital to identify the person they had brought in the day before.
The doctor asks the two if they could positively identify the person on the bed. Dusty was first to respond with, I can’t see his face so you’ll have to roll him over and pull down his pants, the doctor did as he was ask, Dusty says “nope that ain’t Tom”.
Larry was next, he insisted on a closer look and after an extremely close examination he agreed with Dusty, “that sure ain’t Tom.”
The confused doctor ask Larry and Dusty why would you guys want to look at his behind and why are you so sure it’s not Tom?
Dusty, “with a possum eat’n poop” look on his face tells the doctor that he’s heard that Tom has two assholes, and this guy only has one.
The stunned doctor shouts that’s impossible, why would you say such a stupid thing?
Dusty and Larry talk quietly between themselves for a moment and then gave this answer.
“Well, doctor every time the three of us go into Sky’s Bar for a super size hamburger the waitress always says, “here comes Tom with two assholes“, we ain‘t never saw his backside, but we figure the waitress is honest and knows what she’s talking about.”
Normally I wouldn’t tell stories about body parts or personal character, but these guys are very forgiving, have short memories and are soooo easy.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Give thanks where thanks are due
Thanks to my parents, for bringing me into this world, whether my birth was planned or just a happening it made no difference, you cared for me and you loved me regardless of the many problems I may have brought into your lives.
Thanks to my family, My years on this earth have been filled with many joys, few I have earned and most have been given to me in the form of love, tolerance and understanding.
I can only hope that their lives be filled with joy as mine has been by knowing them and sharing their lives.
Thank you my friends, “to have a friend you must be a friend” this quote pretty much tells it all. Sure that I have fell short of deserving some friendships because of my stubborn attitude and outspoken nature I am grateful for those who remain as friends in spite of my shortcomings.
Thanks to my ancestors, because of your labor, your courage and forethought for future generations I have been given a running start in my race through life. From you I have inherited grit, reason and knowledge. By wisely using my inheritance I can actually live what some can only dream.
Thanks to my heroes and heroines, by your bravery, your sense of duty and your willingness to place others above self I thank all men and women of the past, present and future who risk and give their lives so that I may live.
Thanks to our founding fathers, for their perceptive view of the future and devotion to fairness, were it not for these great men we like many other people would be ruled by one master, dominated by one religion and doomed to one fate. Their wisdom has allowed each of us to choose our destiny and whether or not we personally wish to praise any man or worship any god.
For all that I am thankful a simple “thank you” cannot express.
Thanks to my family, My years on this earth have been filled with many joys, few I have earned and most have been given to me in the form of love, tolerance and understanding.
I can only hope that their lives be filled with joy as mine has been by knowing them and sharing their lives.
Thank you my friends, “to have a friend you must be a friend” this quote pretty much tells it all. Sure that I have fell short of deserving some friendships because of my stubborn attitude and outspoken nature I am grateful for those who remain as friends in spite of my shortcomings.
Thanks to my ancestors, because of your labor, your courage and forethought for future generations I have been given a running start in my race through life. From you I have inherited grit, reason and knowledge. By wisely using my inheritance I can actually live what some can only dream.
Thanks to my heroes and heroines, by your bravery, your sense of duty and your willingness to place others above self I thank all men and women of the past, present and future who risk and give their lives so that I may live.
Thanks to our founding fathers, for their perceptive view of the future and devotion to fairness, were it not for these great men we like many other people would be ruled by one master, dominated by one religion and doomed to one fate. Their wisdom has allowed each of us to choose our destiny and whether or not we personally wish to praise any man or worship any god.
For all that I am thankful a simple “thank you” cannot express.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
To imbibe or abstain?
Proverbs 31, 6-7 : “Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more. “
Proverbs 20 : “Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler; whoever is led astray by them is not wise. “
Proverbs 20 : “Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler; whoever is led astray by them is not wise. “
Think I'll just choose the one to my liking.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Opinionated, yes
Racist no, opinionated yes,
I simply have no respect for lazy unmoral freeloaders and those
who treat their sheep better than their wives and daughters.
I simply have no respect for lazy unmoral freeloaders and those
who treat their sheep better than their wives and daughters.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Congress upset with 'CAPITOL' requirement.
There was a giant uproar today by members of congress when 98% failed to receive an invitation to participate in the newly formed charity golf tournament named 'CAPITOL', (Citizens; Against, Palter, Inaction, Twaddle, Obscurantism & Larceny).
Rules require all participants bring their own balls, since it is a well know fact few member of congress have any, they were not invited.
Rules require all participants bring their own balls, since it is a well know fact few member of congress have any, they were not invited.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
The selfish few
From the shelter of their podium, their pulpit, and their privilege, these exclusive few remain in safety while sending the youth and the ill-informed off to do battle for the benefit of only the selfish few.Author unknown
We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children. (Author unknown).
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Hi-Heel Shoes
For hundreds of years one of man’s greatest visual pleasures has been derived from the invention of ladies hi-heel shoes.A procedure that would enhance the opposite end of man would make ladies life more pleasurable.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
*Luke 6:31
Looking back at the history of mankind and witnessing the present nonsense of war and other corrupt acts that men have imposed against one another in the name of religion, I choose not to be associated with the hypocrisy of those who feign strong religious and moral beliefs yet practice thievery, deceit, murder, greed and terror. It is beyond my understanding why anyone would want to associate themselves with a religion, or worship a god who would allow or condone such actions.
In my opinion, religion does a great disservice to its followers by not devoting more effort teaching how to achieve happiness and contentment in this life, rather than how perfect the next life may be. Our life on this earth is real and should be lived to the utmost. Life in another dimension is unsure and questionable.
I do see much good in the world; however, I feel that it is accomplished by common, decent individuals rather than by any organized religion. I feel that each of us make our journey on this earth our own personal heaven or hell. The manner in which we live and the way we treat or mistreat others determines the quality of our journey.
In a very confusing book I read the following statement,
*“Do to others as you would have them do to you“. (niv)
It was one of the very few things in this book that I fully understand and have tried to practice.
I believe in the assumption that there was at one time in history a very charismatic person named Jesus. To an unsophisticated audience he was able to perform remarkable feats, not unlike our modern day illusionists. I do have doubts that an imperceptible god or super being created our universe and all inhabitants. I also find it difficult to understand if there is a loving god why would he or she allow our lives to be plagued with hunger, cancers and lawyers?
When I ask about this phantom savior, my questions go unanswered except for these meaningless statements, “you must have faith” and “he works in mysterious ways”. Neither statement is an answer and only increases my doubts and brings to mind more questions.
I know and respect many good persons who truly believe, I also see many hypocrites who pretend to believe, these pretenders-hypocrites seem to get along in life just as well as those who truly believe. From the moment that man started walking upright he has felt the need to believe in the supernatural and willingly professes faith in that which has little logic and can neither be proved or disproved.
Why does man who is presumed the most intelligent of all animals feel an uncontrollable need to reach for something that may or may not exist, also, why should any thinking human be expected to believe in a teaching that requires blind faith and little facts?
Blind, being the inability or unwillingness to discern or judge a situation, faith being a firm belief in something without proof or logic. Heaven will be sparsely populated if it doesn’t accept hypocrites and those with questions and doubts.
Having peace-of-mind and satisfaction with the way I live my life on this earth, I have little concern for another life that may or may not be. I cannot believe that if there is a righteous god he would condemn me for refusing to profess belief in what I do not fully understand and for not having blind faith in what I consider against reasoning. A righteous god surely would not admit a pretentious hypocrite into his heaven while allowing a person with questions be held hostage in hell.
If I am wrong in my thinking and my questions unreasonable, I have harmed no one but myself.
A hypocrite, I am not.
Our world holds Believers, Pretenders, and Skeptics.
Being true to my name, I must side with the latter. Doubting Thomas
In my opinion, religion does a great disservice to its followers by not devoting more effort teaching how to achieve happiness and contentment in this life, rather than how perfect the next life may be. Our life on this earth is real and should be lived to the utmost. Life in another dimension is unsure and questionable.
I do see much good in the world; however, I feel that it is accomplished by common, decent individuals rather than by any organized religion. I feel that each of us make our journey on this earth our own personal heaven or hell. The manner in which we live and the way we treat or mistreat others determines the quality of our journey.
In a very confusing book I read the following statement,
*“Do to others as you would have them do to you“. (niv)
It was one of the very few things in this book that I fully understand and have tried to practice.
I believe in the assumption that there was at one time in history a very charismatic person named Jesus. To an unsophisticated audience he was able to perform remarkable feats, not unlike our modern day illusionists. I do have doubts that an imperceptible god or super being created our universe and all inhabitants. I also find it difficult to understand if there is a loving god why would he or she allow our lives to be plagued with hunger, cancers and lawyers?
When I ask about this phantom savior, my questions go unanswered except for these meaningless statements, “you must have faith” and “he works in mysterious ways”. Neither statement is an answer and only increases my doubts and brings to mind more questions.
I know and respect many good persons who truly believe, I also see many hypocrites who pretend to believe, these pretenders-hypocrites seem to get along in life just as well as those who truly believe. From the moment that man started walking upright he has felt the need to believe in the supernatural and willingly professes faith in that which has little logic and can neither be proved or disproved.
Why does man who is presumed the most intelligent of all animals feel an uncontrollable need to reach for something that may or may not exist, also, why should any thinking human be expected to believe in a teaching that requires blind faith and little facts?
Blind, being the inability or unwillingness to discern or judge a situation, faith being a firm belief in something without proof or logic. Heaven will be sparsely populated if it doesn’t accept hypocrites and those with questions and doubts.
Having peace-of-mind and satisfaction with the way I live my life on this earth, I have little concern for another life that may or may not be. I cannot believe that if there is a righteous god he would condemn me for refusing to profess belief in what I do not fully understand and for not having blind faith in what I consider against reasoning. A righteous god surely would not admit a pretentious hypocrite into his heaven while allowing a person with questions be held hostage in hell.
If I am wrong in my thinking and my questions unreasonable, I have harmed no one but myself.
A hypocrite, I am not.
Our world holds Believers, Pretenders, and Skeptics.
Being true to my name, I must side with the latter. Doubting Thomas
Pissed off at politicians?
An optimist sees a political candidate as he hopes he will be.
The pessimist sees a candidate as he thinks he will be.
After the election the optimist is disappointed, he was wrong.
The pessimist is also disappointed, he was right.
Involved in politics? Get used to being disappointed.
The pessimist sees a candidate as he thinks he will be.
After the election the optimist is disappointed, he was wrong.
The pessimist is also disappointed, he was right.
Involved in politics? Get used to being disappointed.
Friday, September 25, 2009
The Elephant and the Jackass
Our forefathers made a very fitting choice when they selected the Elephant and the Jackass to symbolize our two political parties.
The Elephant is large enough to be unmanageable, yet it allows people of small stature and wit to control it’s every move.
The Jackass though smaller in size is obstinate by nature and overly vocal, it too permits those with questionable intellect be its leader.
Though seemingly different they are the same, both emit a foul smell.
The Elephant is large enough to be unmanageable, yet it allows people of small stature and wit to control it’s every move.
The Jackass though smaller in size is obstinate by nature and overly vocal, it too permits those with questionable intellect be its leader.
Though seemingly different they are the same, both emit a foul smell.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Where is justice?
Regardless for truth, prosecutors strive to condemn.
Unconscionable defenders, contrive to absolve.
Justice lies midst truth and trickery.
Unconscionable defenders, contrive to absolve.
Justice lies midst truth and trickery.
TV programming
March 22, 2009; I began a study of TV programming and how it affects the intellect of viewers over a six month period. I have faithfully watched a variety of popular programs at least four hours each day and feel that I am a near average viewer.
Septembur 22, 2009; I am happie to rapport that my resurch proves that todays TV programing is not detrimetel to anybodies charactur, principals or intellek, and if you ever want to sue someone or get on welfare, TV is the best way to find a slimy lawyer.
Septembur 22, 2009; I am happie to rapport that my resurch proves that todays TV programing is not detrimetel to anybodies charactur, principals or intellek, and if you ever want to sue someone or get on welfare, TV is the best way to find a slimy lawyer.
What were they smok'in?
Brigham Young, Joseph Smith,more than one wife!
What the hell were these guys smoking?
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Think Your Life Sucks?
Some day when you feel you haven’t made much of your life and think that life in general sucks do what I do, turn on the TV and watch the Jerry Springer show.
After watching about 3.5 minutes of wrestling between a fat Paris Hilton and a real life Larry the Cable Guy I feel a whole lot better about myself and my life in general.
If you still think your life sucks after watching Jerry’s 4 ring circus and fool show, you might just be a good candidate for his next show. Call 1-800-YOU-MORON
Self Portrait
But, from our palette of words, our deeds and paying of dues.
The Perfect A_ _
Should we assume that those who demand perfection in others have themselves reached that level?
Monday, September 21, 2009
There are no equals
In the human race there are no equals, as each persons thumb print is unique all humans are unique with varying degrees of intelligence, morality, ambition, and the ability and desire to judge right from wrong. A society that succeeds in forcing total equality on its population is soon reduced to mediocrity and eventual total collapse. Equality is a state that must be earned it cannot be achieved by taking from the diligent and giving to the delinquent.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Foolish Haste
Traveling through the forest I notice not a tree,
upon the beach I run yet do not hear the sea.
I rush across the valley, stop not to taste the fruit,
Nor to smell the blossoms nestled near my boot.
No time to greet the stranger coming around the bend,
I scurry onward down the trail thinking only of its end.
My frantic search continues seeking where my fortunes lie,
I race to distant mountains that reach to touch the sky.
Soon upon arrival at this crown I thought so high,
I spy another lofty peak and to it I must now fly.
Weakened by my years I crawl this final slope,
sure that my reward will be all that I have hoped.
Peering from the summit the sight sets soul to race,
for nothing lay before me that was not in my trace.
To mind comes this one quest and puzzle to my face,
how much life did I not taste because of foolish haste?
upon the beach I run yet do not hear the sea.
I rush across the valley, stop not to taste the fruit,
Nor to smell the blossoms nestled near my boot.
No time to greet the stranger coming around the bend,
I scurry onward down the trail thinking only of its end.
My frantic search continues seeking where my fortunes lie,
I race to distant mountains that reach to touch the sky.
Soon upon arrival at this crown I thought so high,
I spy another lofty peak and to it I must now fly.
Weakened by my years I crawl this final slope,
sure that my reward will be all that I have hoped.
Peering from the summit the sight sets soul to race,
for nothing lay before me that was not in my trace.
To mind comes this one quest and puzzle to my face,
how much life did I not taste because of foolish haste?
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Political Pick-Pockets
An ingenious politician makes a professional pickpocket look like an ingenuous amateur.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
One Hurgry Man
A thousand prayers and a ton of faith will not fill the belly of one hungry man, exertion and tenacity will feed the throngs.
The marriage of Wish and Dream.
A young couple named Wish and Dream had a child they named Faith. This hurried union became disappointing for both Wish and Dream and they quickly divorced.
Wish soon died of a broken heart. Dream spent the rest of her days searching for the perfect mate which she was never able to find.
Their little daughter Faith was raised by her grandfather Work and each lived long and productive lives.
Moral; Faith gives purpose, Work makes it happen. If you do no more than Wish and Dream expect disappointment.
tkh 2009
Wish soon died of a broken heart. Dream spent the rest of her days searching for the perfect mate which she was never able to find.
Their little daughter Faith was raised by her grandfather Work and each lived long and productive lives.
Moral; Faith gives purpose, Work makes it happen. If you do no more than Wish and Dream expect disappointment.
tkh 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
Gift = Failure?
An unearned gift, rather than being a boost up the ladder of success is often the first step toward failure.
Is it Ketchup or Catsup?
Have you ever ordered French fries just so it wont look strange when you eat a whole bottle of that delicious red stuffffff?
Saturday, August 1, 2009
MATTHEW 5:5
The meek will never inherit a damn thing, what the democrats don’t give to the lazy the republicans will either steal or squander. Anything that remains Obama will take with him when he goes to claim his 72 heavenly virgins.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
RELIGION!
How many acts of genocide, enslavement or war have been initiated under the flag of atheism?
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Promises!
What form of capital punishment could be more harsh than two people chained together for life, only because of fanciful promises made in their youth?
Wolverine/Woman
Webster’s dictionary places ‘Wolverine’ next to ‘Woman’, is it because of spelling or temperament similarity?
Friday, July 10, 2009
Hold fast your wallet
Tightly grasp your wallet when in company of the overly righteous or the unduly distrustful.
Streets of Hell
If all self professed Christians are admitted into heaven I would feel more safe walking the streets of hell.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Armagedon
I don’t look forward to the fires of Armageddon and ascension into the spirit world, however, in this world I do look forward to the spirits that ascend from fire and boiling mash.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Profiling, hum-bug.
If purple monkeys were responsible for 80% of purse snatching crimes shouldn’t a reasonable person clutch their purse tightly when a purple monkey comes near? This isn’t profiling, it’s just using common sense.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
The charlatans of Capitol Street
They rattle paper sabers and thump on swollen chests, their narrow minds see only what for them is best. From the comfort of their sodom no sacrifice seems great, for others do the battle their greedy minds create. Little do they care what harm besets our land, nor have they concern for the fate of common man.
A study of our history is not a welcome sight, like sheep we follow leaders who care not of our plight. Strength belongs to the many who built this mighty nation, not the power blinded few who degraded our country from one of great envy to one of ridicule and shame. Political cancers should be pruned from society as should rot be cut from an apple.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Above average
You have above average intelligence if you realize that you probably don’t rank anywhere near the top.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Man
A lesser man assumes intelligence because he is a man.
A greater man shows intelligence by assuming little.
A greater man shows intelligence by assuming little.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Just Due?
Over crowded prisons are the result of a system too politically correct and cowardly to administer real justice.
Victims deserve justice. Criminals deserve Just Due.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio has the right idea.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
What More Could I Ask?
Heaven is My family and
Friends that I have known,
The Beauty I have seen
And places I called home.
What more could I have ask?
My Hells have been but few,
And most were short to stay,
From those I though undue,
I quickly walked away.
What more could I have ask?
Friends that I have known,
The Beauty I have seen
And places I called home.
What more could I have ask?
My Hells have been but few,
And most were short to stay,
From those I though undue,
I quickly walked away.
What more could I have ask?
Humiliation
No man has ever been whipped more savagely or humiliated more thoroughly than when accosted by a wee angry woman.
Chicken Society
In our spineless chicken society we place the righteous in peril, for fear of offending the wicked.
Monday, June 8, 2009
I'd like to see:
Things I’d like to see.
1. Honest Politicians.
2. Male Mosquito.
3. A real Super Star.
4. Rerun of 2008 Belmont Stakes, without jockeys.
5. Pill for male brain enhancement.
6. Little League game, with no parents in attendance.
7. Prosecutor admit being wrong.
8. Bourbon perfume.
9. Three wheeled unicycle. (about as likely as #1)
10. Free air fare to S3 10.656 E23 47.184.
11. News about Paris Hilton delayed indefinitely.
12. Hank Williams reincarnated.
13. George W. Bush go hunting with Dick Chaney.
14. Jack Daniels at $5.00 a gallon.
15. Washington DC and all incumbents rocketed to the nearest black hole.
16. Bill Gates, Warren Buffet and Meg Whitman run our country.
1. Honest Politicians.
2. Male Mosquito.
3. A real Super Star.
4. Rerun of 2008 Belmont Stakes, without jockeys.
5. Pill for male brain enhancement.
6. Little League game, with no parents in attendance.
7. Prosecutor admit being wrong.
8. Bourbon perfume.
9. Three wheeled unicycle. (about as likely as #1)
10. Free air fare to S3 10.656 E23 47.184.
11. News about Paris Hilton delayed indefinitely.
12. Hank Williams reincarnated.
13. George W. Bush go hunting with Dick Chaney.
14. Jack Daniels at $5.00 a gallon.
15. Washington DC and all incumbents rocketed to the nearest black hole.
16. Bill Gates, Warren Buffet and Meg Whitman run our country.
"back home again in Indiana"
I used to be a pessimist, but, now at age 73 I’m optimistic that I won’t live long enough to see our world completely destroyed by politicians, religious nuts or aliens from the planet Eris.
However, I am concerned that Indiana weather may spread to the rest of the world.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
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